[TOTP Magazine - Issue 66 - April 2000]
Phew! I'm knackered! It's been quite a month and there's loads to talk about so let's crack on!
It's Not OK!
You may have heard that me and Kerry have announced our engagement. We haven't set a date, we're just taking things slowly. We haven't really planned it yet, but it definitely won't be an OK!-style wedding. No way! There'll be no stress there at all. It'll just be your normal, everyday, lovely-friends-and-family-style wedding.
I've bought myself a new car. It's a silver, convertible Renault Megane and I can't wait for the summer so I can get the roof down and hit the open road. I'll have to get my licence first but I'm well on my way. I've just passed my theory test and my practical one is coming up, so fingers crossed.
Our tour went incredibly well. We had a fantastic response from the crowds and the press. We even won an award for selling out three dates in Glasgow. Only the Spice Girls had managed to do that before us I think, so that was fantastic.
Now I have to say, I'm not really convinced about this superplane business (plans are afoot to manufacture new double-decker, deluxe jets). Restaurants, shops and gyms on board? It's all a bit adventurous if you ask me. There's no way I'll be getting on it! The minute I heard about it I just thought, Titanic! They're doing a Titanic on us! I think I'll just stick to Business Class, British Airways, thanks all the same.
Bigger Brains? C-absolutely Not!
I read somewhere that cabbies have bigger brains. Bigger attitudes, yes, but brains I'm not too sure about. They do a very honourable job but they seem to think they rule the roads! They always give me a hard time when I'm out practicing!
Well that's it for now. Wish me luck in kissing goodbye to my L-plates for god. See ya! Scott.