5ive's spikiest fella cowered in fear before the SMASH HITS biscuit tin. Did he get off Scott-free? Read on...
Have you ever felt like you were going completely mad?
Yeah, I feel like I'm on a different planet most of the time. People get upset cos they think I haven't got time for them anymore, but I can't please everyone. I sometimes feel like locking myself in a box and never coming out, just waving my hand out every now and then!
How would you rate your snogging technique out of ten?
Quite high! I'm not saying I'm a good kisser, but the technique's there. Do you want to know what it is? OK, you start pecking them on the lips, then you move slowly into the snog, then pull back and kiss their neck, I like that.
Do you believe in angels?
That's a very popstar question! I suppose I do, in my own little way. Someone gave me this job cos they knew I'd go insane if I led an everyday life. Someone's done it for me - I'm not going into whether it was God or an angel or me mum.
Do you tidy up when you have visitors round?
I used to, but I'm not too bothered now. My friends know how busy I am, so I think they understand. I do have a quick tidy, I go through stages of being really tidy or being really messy.
Have you ever dreamt about someone famous?
Haha, not that you could print! Who's my dream girl? I dunno. I always used to say Alicia Silverstone, but I'm changing. I still like cute girls, but I always used to go for blonde hair and blue eyes, whereas now I'm more into brown hair and greeny-brown eyes.
What would you most like to change about the world?
False people, people with attitudes and jealous people. Not jealous as in relationships but jealous of what I'm doing narrow-minded people. They see me and think 'Yeah, he loves himself'. But they don't even know me.
Do you have to be good looking to be a popstar?
I don't think you have to, but it helps. To quote Abs if people like us for our music that's fair enough, but if they also like us for our looks it's a bonus. I don't think girls would look at me if I was a normal bloke on the street.
What makes a person sexy?
Personality. Honestly! I'm not saying that's all that matters - I like a girl to be pretty - but at the end of the day you could have the prettiest girl in the world and she could be a right bitch. A sexy girl is one who's pretty, has a nice personality and doesn't like to argue.
What would you call your life story?
What would I be called? (no, what would your life story be called?) Erm, I haven't got a clue .erm, Hard knocks from Essex?! No, no! (struggling) You make something up! (we can't do that!) OK, put 'He laughed and said Hard Knocks From Essex in a joking kind of way '
Why do spiders have eight legs?
So you can hurt them eight times. I'm not scared of spiders, but some of the small ones look really evil - they've got facial expressions! Urgh!
Why do people cry when they're upset?
Because it helps. I'm not ashamed to admit I cry when something upsets me or when I watch Titanic! It annoys me when people think they're too hard to cry.
Do you take styling tips from Sonic The Hedgehog?
Very funny! No, he takes tips from me cos my hair is better.
Are you terrified of going down the dumper?
I don't really think about it cos I take things day by day. If I heard things were gonna go down the dumper tomorrow, I'd be a bit worried, but I know what I'm doing tomorrow so I'm just thinking about that.
If you were an alien, what would you look like?
I'd probably have blue, red and yellow hair and I'd be made of pizza. (Eh?) I'd be made of all the different bits of food I like - I'd be made up of pizza, cheese and beans.
What are you like when you're drunk?
It depends what mood I'm in. Me and Rich have had funny drunken nights where we've said we love each other and stuff. If we've had an argument we say (adopts emotional drunk voice), 'Let's never argue again you're great, man '
Do you have a special pair of pulling pants?>
Yeah, my Calvin Klein boxer shorts. If they're medium and Calvin Klein they'll do - grey, white or black.
Who was the last person you had a row with?
On Friday night I went out with my dad, sister Nicola and her boyfriend Martin. I was in the pub and when I went to the toilet some guy said 'Slam Dunk the funk' in a nasty manner. So I turned round and called him a few names and said 'Why d'ya bother?' He was like 'C'mon then!' But I just said 'Forget it, I'm not gonna lose my career over you.'
Have you lied during this interview?
No, I haven't! It's not worth lying cos eventually you'll get asked the same questions and you'll get caught out. People say 'You always give the same answers', but that's cos we're telling the truth. We get asked the same questions over and over again, so we're gonna give the same answers every time. We're not gonna change them just cos it'd make better press.
What's your fave day of the week?
I would have said Friday but now we never know if we're gonna have Saturdays off. So I'd have to say any day of the week when I get time to chill out and be with my family and friends.
Can you spell anaesthetic?
Can I *&@%! I'm not even going to try!