IACGMOOH: J: Will Do Wombat For Cuppa
16th November 2007 - The Sun
COFFEE junkie J will do anything, absolutely anything, for a caffeine kick – even if it involves getting jiggy with little furry creatures.
The former Five singer has been spouting off about the liquid brown stuff.
And he even took Janice up on a bizarre sexual suggestion if it meant getting hold of an espresso, pronto.
Gagging for a cuppa, he said: “If they said they would give me coffee, I’d do a trial and eat anything.
“I absolutely adore coffee. I’m not even withdrawing from it. I just adore the smell and taste of coffee. Just to sit there and have a sip of coffee would be amazing.
“I would eat anything for some coffee for us. Or do anything. Literally.”
So Janice said: “Anything? Really?”
Realising his words could land him in hot water, he replied: “Ok, I wouldn’t engage in any man-on-man sexual activity and I wouldn’t eat any kind of bodily matter. But I’d do anything else.”
Marsupial maniac Janice, who said she would bed a wombat to win the show, jumped back in by asking: “Would you have sex with a wombat?”
It would seem the answer is a very firm yes.
J said: “If I had a condom and I got told I wouldn’t get done for animal cruelty then probably. As long as the wombat was consenting, that’s the important thing.
“I’d think that I’d enter into a relationship with a wombat for a nice cup of Java. You never know, the wombat and I might like it and then I’d have a little bed buddy while I was here.”
He added: “So if any wombats come this way with a canister of coffee on their back I’d be right in there dude.”