[TV HITS - February 1999 - AUS ISSUE]
TV HITS got Rich, Scott, Sean, J and Abs to dish the dirt on each other in this Valentine's day test. Read on to suss out which of these lover-boys oughta be your valentine...
Could you get hitched to Rich?
Does Rich always call a girl when he says he will?
Abs: As soon as he gets her phone number he goes to a payphone!
Would he date a fan?
Scott: If there's someone in the audience Rich likes, he'll give her the eye a few times, point at her and stuff - he'll let her see those dazzling blue eyes.
J: Those little blue pool of neon!
Does he reckon he's a smooth talker with the ladies?
Scott: Yeah he does! He thinks he's really smooth. He's all ssssscccchomm! (makes slimy noise!)
Rich: If I'm on form I can do it - but it's not often I'm on form!
What's he like in love?
J: He's away with the fairies!
Who will Rich send flowers to this Valentine day?
Scott: Cameron Diaz.
Rich: No, Michelle Pfeiffer!
Does Scott make your blood run hot?
If one of your girlfriends made a pass at him, would he go for it?
Rich and Sean: No way!
J: (to Scott) No, but if you were at a party and a bit tipsy then I reckon you'd go for it!
Scott: No, your lying!
Has he ever given a fake number to a girl?
Rich: (laughing) Noooooooooo! He gives his mobile out to everyone!
Has he ever been caught doing something naughty with a fan?
Sean: Like a really big tongue sarnie or something? Nah - not yet, anyway!
Does he gossip about his love life?
Sean: Yeah, you say a few things to your mates, but you don't go into detail - that's not on.
Who will Scott send flowers to this Valentine Day?
All: Alica Silverstone!
Were you born to be with Sean?
Does he get shy around girl?
Abs: Yeah! I got him yesterday about this photographer, saying how much he loved her and how he was like "Come on lads, don't embarrass me!
Sean: I wasn't like that bad - I took it like a man!
Has he ever liked the same girl as you?
Rich: Yeah - every day!
J: Usually me and Sean fall in love with exactly the same people.
If he had a girlfriend, would he keep her secret from fans?
J: No, he wouldn't do that.
Who will Sean send flowers to this Valentine Day?
J: Same as me! Whoever he's been with that day. Me and Sean are in love at least once a day!
Scott: More like four times a day!
Can J make your day?
Who would J love most? His girlfriend or his fans?
Rich: If he had a girlfriend it'd be his girlfriend. He's the same as me - he lacks confidence in himself.
Would he ever sing a smoochy song to his girlfriend?
Abs: No way, I can't see it.
Scott: I reckon he'd probably rap to her!
Rich: It'd be "damn, I love you, Yo!"
Does he go for older women?
Rich: Yes. Just plain yes!
Which part of a girl does he look at first?
Scott: Probably her mouth, her lips.
Sean: He looks at the whole package.
Who will J send flowers to this Valentine's Day?
Sean: It depends which girl he met that day
Can Abs make your day fab?
Does the Abs miss his girlfriend when he's away?
Rich: Not so much verbally, but...you just know!
Scott: He goes really quiet.
Would he ever be unfaithful?
All: No. Absolutetly not!
Does he come to you for advice on woman?
Sean: No - he thinks he knows it all!
Does he remember his girl's birthday?
Scott: He has week anniversaries, day anniversaries, hour anniversaries...
Rich: He wouldn't be flash to everyone else, but he'd buy her loads...but he'd do it really quietly.
Who will Abs send flowers to this Valentine's Day?
Rich: Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.