Has Abs Gone Mad?


What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?
I think of doo doo.

When was the last time you wet the bed?
I can't even remember if I ever did wet the bed.

Which one in the group suffers from smelly feet?
Rich, they smell whenever he takes his shoes off, regardless.

So, do you always wash behind your ears?
I don't, not every morning. Some mornings I don't even bother to wash or shave, and if we have a photo shoot I look like a real Turkish geezer!

Why do you have two nostrils instead of one?
Because when you're under water, you drown faster with one big one...heh heh. But if you're trying to fire boogies out at people you wouldn't be able to do it successfully with one.

When you hear the word tongues, what springs into your mind?
Wet tongues. Hmmm...I think I must have ben a dog in my previous life!

Would you ever wear a thong?
A thong? Well, I'm not oo sure, to be honest - possibly cuz I didn't say no straight away.

Beans or spaghetti?
BBQ beans from Kentucky. Yum!

Do fish have ears?
No, they have very sensitive eyeballs.

What are your thoughts on girls with big hands?
I prefer feminine hands - big hands are manly. But if you have big hands, good luck to you - become a breadmaker, a basketball player...

And lastly, what's the best advice you've ever been given?
Be nice to people when you're on top as much as you'll meet them on the way down.