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Top Ten Signs You're Being Stalked By 5ive

Angelz 2004

10. You keep finding unused belts in your bin.

9. There's that strange smell of colonge in your bedroom.

8. Your dog suddenly has a tattoo.

7. You could've swore you saw a ninja-turtle tip-toe past your bedroom door.

6. Every night you see a dark shadow adjusting his crotch.

5. Every morning your driveway is littered with teeny-boppers.

4. Everytime you turn the TV on, it's on the porn channel.

3. Your house number has changed to 69.

2. You receive love notes signed "Love, Anonymously, Scott Robinson."

1. You find Abs cd in your letterbox.